The Art of Roonerspisms (An Explanation)

Just to let you know, the premise of this blog is spoonerisms. A spoonerism is when you switch the first letter of a word. So, "water bottle" becomes "botter wattle." It can become quite entertaining. You can go here for multiple definitions. Here are some more examples:

• Rindercella, her sticked wepmother, and her two sisty uglers.
• Jack and Jill went hup the will, to fetch a whale of potter.
• The prandsome hince went house to house (ha ha).
  

They're even funnier if they make real words even when switched around. Try it out. But beware, if you start using them a lot, you will throw them out in a regular conversation unintentionally. Even that can be quite the humorous experience.

Another note: This blog is run by two friends, one of which who wishes to remain anonymous. I am rebolyte, and you can see my main blog here. The anonymous friend's main blog is here.